Alternatively: The Worst Romance Novels I Have Ever Read
This recommendations list is gleaned from at least 80 authors and over 500 books.
Ten Great Romance Novellas to Get You Started
Looking for something specific? Here’s a list of authors I’ve read enough to see thematic consistencies and it’s hard to go wrong with these writers:
Tessa Dare – FUN, bring your willing suspension of disbelief, on double-secret probation right now
Laura Florand – contemporary romances set in France, great intensity
Talia Hibbert – contemporary romances set in England
Carla Kelly – lovely Regency romances, often military-themed
Lisa Kleypas – the gold standard, also writes contemporaries
Julie Anne Long – extremely clever and funny
Courtney Milan – The very best currently publishing, one for the pantheon.
Lucy Parker – great romance, great fun
Julia Quinn – An excellent place to launch your reading. Start with The Bridgertons.
Sally Thorne – Only two books, but the linked one is a CLASSIC!
I lovehate Jennifer Ashley’s sincere romance mired in tortured heroes and overwrought plotting.
This list is an edited version of my Complete Reading List by Author. Reviewed books are linked.
Mallory, a frequent commenter, asked me to make a personal Top 5 list. I tried. I couldn’t do it.
CLASSICS
- Balogh, Mary Slightly Dangerous – historical
- Bowen, Sarina Blonde Date – new adult novella
- Chase, Loretta Lord of Scoundrels – historical
- Gabaldon, Diana Outlander – historical
- Heyer, Georgette Venetia (Dameral/Venetia) – historical
- Jenkins, Beverly Indigo – historical
- Kinsale, Laura Flowers from the Storm old school, historical
- Kleypas, Lisa Dreaming of You – historical
- Kleypas, Lisa The Devil in Winter – historical
- Long, Julie Anne What I Did for a Duke – historical
- Milan, Courtney A Kiss for Midwinter – historical novella
- Milan, Courtney The Suffragette Scandal – historical
- Montgomery, L.M. The Blue Castle – historical now, but not when published
- Quinn, Julia Romancing Mr. Bridgerton Bridgerton Book 4 – historical
- Thorne, Sally The Hating Game – contemporary
GREAT/PERSONAL FAVOURITES
- Balogh, Mary Only Enchanting – historical
- Dare, Tessa A Week to Be Wicked – historical
- Florand, Laura The Chocolate Touch – contemporary
- Kelly, Carla The Lady’s Companion – historical
- Kleypas, Lisa Where Dreams Begin – historical
- Kleypas, Lisa Secrets of a Summer Night – – Wallflowers Book 1 – historical
- Kleypas, Lisa Tempt Me at Twilight – Hathaways Book 3 – historical
- Kleypas, Lisa Love in the Afternoon – Hathaways Book 5 – historical
- Milan, Courtney Unraveled – historical
- Quinn, Julia It’s in His Kiss – Bridgerton Book 7 historical
- Zapata, Mariana Kulti (Reiner “Rey”/Sal) – contemporary sports romance
VERY GOOD
- Baker, Jo Longbourn – historical, P&P related
- Bowen, Sarina The Year We Fell Down – new adult
- Bryce, Megan To Tame a Dragon – historical
- Callihan, Kristen The Game Plan – new adult
- Carter, DL Ridiculous – historical
- Chase, Loretta Dukes Prefer Blondes – historical
- Crusie, Jennifer Bet Me – contemporary
- Dare, Tessa Any Duchess Will Do – historical
- Dare, Tessa The Scandalous, Dissolute, No-Good Mr. Wright – historical novella
- Duran, Meredith Fool Me Twice – historical
- Duran, Meredith Your Wicked Heart – historical novella
- Florand, Laura The Chocolate Kiss – contemporary
- Guhrke, Laura Lee And Then He Kissed Her – historical
- Hibbert, Talia Get a Life, Chloe Brown (Red/Chloe) – contemporary
- Kelly, Carla Marrying the Captain – historical
- Kelly, Carla Libby’s London Merchant – historical
- Kleypas, Lisa Mine till Midnight – Hathaways Book 1 historical
- Lauren, Christina Wicked Sexy Liar – contemporary
- Linden, Caroline One Night in London – historical
- Long, Julie Anne Like No Other Lover – historical
- Long, Julie Anne A Notorious Countess Confesses – historical
- MacLean, Sarah One Good Earl Deserves a Lover – historical
- McQuiston, Casey Red, White, and Royal Blue – contemporary LGBTQ
- Milan, Courtney The Countess Conspiracy – historical
- Milan, Courtney The Duchess War – historical
- Parker, Lucy Act Like It – contemporary
- Parker, Lucy Pretty Face – contemporary
- Phillips, Susan Elizabeth Natural Born Charmer – contemporary
- Quinn, Julia An Offer from a Gentleman – Bridgerton Book 3 historical
- Reid, Penny Neanderthal Seeks Human – contemporary
- Richland, Anna His Road Home – contemporary novella
- Thomas, Sherry The Luckiest Lady in London – historical
- Willig, Lauren The Secret History of the Pink Carnation -historical
If you insist on wading into ridiculousness to try a paranormal romance, I would suggest can gesture halfheartedly in the direction of these two books:
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- Cole, Kresley Wicked Deeds on a Winter’s Night
- Cole, Kresley Dark Desires After Dusk
My romance spirit guide, Malin, has a Top 100 Romances List with more recommendations.
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THANK YOU! Having devoured Tessa Dare’s entire collection several (-cough- at least three times each book) times over, I was floundering and had no idea what to read next that could possible delight me as much. So thank you for this list and your reviews
If you didn’t re-read it -cough- times, how good a romance novel can it be? I hope you find something else you like on the list. Milan is a goddess, Long is very clever, and Kleypas is fantastic with a massive back catalogue.
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What is the criteria for a story to be CLASSIC?
One that is…
– generally considered so in the genre or could be described as canon, such as The Devil in Winter and Lord of Scoundrels
– something I think is so good it transcends the genre, such as The Suffragette Scandal By Courtney Milan
– just a romance that I think is spectacularly good example of the genre, such as The Hating Game by Sally Thorne
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Mrs. Julien,
Have you read Managed by Kristen Callahan?
No, because I didn’t enjoy Idol and I don’t really like the rock star romances.