The Pennyroyal Green Series: A Notorious Countess Confesses by Julie Anne Long

I’ve started on reviews of many random novels and revisited the basic, and, I discovered, quite outdated romance tropes introduction from my first entry. But let’s be honest, I only wrote it because I was embarrassed about reading historical romance novels genre fiction, and wanted to be wry and self-basting. It’s one hundred and twenty books later and I know the current constructs, character types, and that the consummation devoutly to be wished occurs around page 200. I can explain which authors write the best love scenes and that the books range from fade-to-black to thisclosetoerotica. (Wikipedia tells me the when it is thisclosetoerotica, they call it “romantica” which sounds like an android sex worker who, for 5 dollars more, will tell you that she loves you.) None of this matters. What I like and don’t like in regard to the love scenes is of interest only to me, Mr. Julien, and the version of Daniel Craig that lives in my id. It would tell you more about my tastes and proclivities than about the genre; however, if YOU want to read this kind of book, I recommend not only reading the first couple of pages as you would any book, but also flipping forward to about page 200 when they get busy. Running into an off-putting love scene can derail the entire reading experience, so you should get a preview first. I once looked at a book by a major romance author and found the phrase “and sucking, and sucking, and sucking, and sucking”. That’s right, four “and suckings”. An apt description of the writing, as well.

Julie Anne Long’s A Notorious Countess Confesses continues her Pennyroyal Green series focused on the Redmond and Eversea families. In my review of What I Did for a Duke, I congratulated Long on pulling off a huge age difference. Her challenge this time is the character Malin and I enjoy referring to as “the hot vicar”. He is indeed very hot: tall, literally and metaphorically broad-shouldered, hard-working, sincere. The novel setting is Regency (God, I hate the clothing), so it was church or military, and Adam Sylvaine ended up with a family living from his Eversea uncle. It means he need not have been chaste nor uptight, but simply a good man who ended up in an available profession, and one he turned out to be very well suited for*. The heroine is the Countess of the title, Evie. I did not realise until quite far into the book that the main characters were Adam and Eve. It is mostly forgivable and also indicative of Long’s tendency towards the quietly twee.

Evie supported her brothers and sisters by working as an actress, then a courtesan, although “there were only two”, and lastly she married an Earl who won the right to wed her in a poker game. When the story begins, she has just come out of mourning for the Earl and moved to the house he bequeathed to her in Pennyroyal Green. She has a scandalous reputation, just enough money, and a desire to start again. She falls for the hot vicar because, while he is drawn to her, he is so self-possessed and at ease with himself that he is immune to her attempts to charm him, and to the facades she wears as self-protection. He is a good man, albeit a preternaturally attractive and charming one, but this is romance fiction after all. Adam takes Evie under his wing to help her join local society and find friends. The local women are alternately horrified and deliciously shocked by her. Evie is able to build a new life and Adam is given a safe haven from the constant demands and burdens of being the (hot) vicar.

Despite the fact that I prefer more sardonic rake in my heroes, I LOVED 90% of this book and Julie Anne Long is on my auto-buy list. She always manages to balance fantastic sexual tension, sincere characters, and be funny. She is so good at the tension that the most intense scene in the book involves Adam kissing Evie on her shoulder. There were flames shooting off my Kindle. Long also pulls off a very clever running joke about embroidered pillows that crescendos with dueling Bible verses about licentiousness. So what went wrong with that last 10%? I overlooked the patronizing attitude towards the harried mother, and the whole boots and breeches impossibility, but the ending was TWEE AS FU*K. It started out swooningly-romantic and then kind of fell apart for me. Her last novel, How the Marquess Was Won, (she needs to fire whomever approves these titles) suffered the same fate: Fantastic romance undermined by trite plotting choices. Right up to that point though, it was wonderful, and head and shoulders above the “and suckings” of the genre.

A complete summary of Julie Anne Long’s catalogue, with recommendations, can be found here.

Links to my other reviews can be found on my complete reading list of books sorted by author or Author Commentary & The Tallies Shameful which includes the aforementioned observations.

*Given that Julie Anne Long usually has a couple of enjoyably detailed love scenes, part of me secretly hopes that some naive fool looking for “Christian romance” bought this because it was about a (hot) vicar, had her hair blown straight back, and will follow up with a horrified one star review on Amazon.

And now I never have to go ever again…

We took little Julien to Disneyworld for two days in August and, as Godtopus as my witness, we were listening to Led Zeppelin in the car, and as we drove through the gates, Robert Plant sang “Twas in the darkest depths of Mordor…”. Walking into the main park (after a trolley, ticket buying, a ferry and the fingerprinting process) feels like walking onto the set of the Musicman which, as well all know, starts with an “M” which rhymes with “M” and stands for money. It’s the most wholesomely cynical place on earth. The first ride we went on was the Pirates of the Caribbean. What a charming voyage back to a simpler time of buccaneers, sea battles, and treasure, including the vignette of selling women as “wives” in front a tavern, because selling slaves would be in bad taste, I guess? We are the 51%.

Mrs. Julien and the Portentous Freckle

Once upon a time, I had a physical at work that was only mildly violating and in many ways long overdue. My blood work was “beauteous” and my reminders of things that women should take care of underneath their shifts duly noted. But then the mole patrol and the questions and the clucking of tongues and the needing to have things looked at.

I was given an appointment for a free freckle check with a dermatologist they bring onsite. It was not all that I had hoped: I had not braced myself for the thoroughness and en dishabille requirements of the check, but submitted to them nonetheless as I am sepulchrally-pale and wont to burn. They discovered a localized build up of pigment just below my left shoulder blade. They examined it with whatever dermatologists call their jeweler’s loup and declared it excise worthy.

One week ago, I attended the dermatologist’s office for the necessary gouging and sewing. I experienced the unique joy of seeing the aforementioned suspicious lump sitting like a flesh divot on the instrument table.

Yesterday, I returned to the scene of the gouging for my results:

Nurse: It’s a good thing we removed that mole. It was a [insert latin term here] and those are judged as mild, moderate or severe. Yours was moderate to severe, but we got all of it out.
Me: So it was cancerous?
Nurse: No, it was a kind of mole that can become a (sotto voce) melanoma but not the kind caused by the sun.
Me: So it was pre-cancerous?
Nurse: No, it was just the kind of thing that could become so, but not the kind caused by the sun.
Me: So it was something that could maybe, possibly, in the long run have the potential to perhaps become cancerous?
Nurse: Yes, but not the kind caused by the sun.
Me: So it was nothing.

I am still waiting to find out how much “nothing” is going to cost me.

From Pajiba July 2011 ($400)

 

Links to my reviews can be found on my complete reading list of books sorted by author or Author Commentary & The Tallies Shameful.

The Shameful Tally 2012

February 2015: Links to my other reviews can be found on my complete reading list of books sorted by author or Author Commentary & The Tallies Shameful which includes all of the books I have read to date.

This list was incorporated into The (Shameful) Tally 2013.

Cannonball Read Reviewed Books Are in Bold

  1. In the Arms of a Marquess – Katharine Ashe (Ben)
  2. The Madness of Lord Ian MacKenzie – Jennifer Ashley (Ian, not surprisingly)
  3. Lady Isabella’s Scandalous Marriage – Jennifer Ashley (Mac)
  4. Many Sins of Lord Cameron – Jennifer Ashley (Cameron)
  5. The Duke’s Perfect Wife – Jennifer Ashley (Hart)
  6. Mackenzie Family Christmas: The Perfect Gift – Jennifer Ashley (Ian, Mac, Cam, Hart)
  7. The Seduction of Elliott McBride – Jennifer Ashley (Elliott) – CBRV Review
  8. Simply Perfect – Mary Balogh (Joseph)
  9. Simply Love – Mary Balogh (Sydnam)
  10. Slightly Scandalous – Mary Balogh (Joshua)
  11. Slightly Dangerous – Mary Balogh (Wulfric, no, seriously, WULFRIC)
  12. The Soldier – Grace Burrowes (Devlin)
  13. Lady Sophia’s Christmas Wish – Grace Burrowes (Vim/Wilhelm)
  14. Miss Wonderful – Loretta Chase (Alistair)
  15. Mr. Impossible – Loretta Chase (Rupert)
  16. Lord Perfect – Loretta Chase (Benedict)
  17. Not Quite a Lady – Loretta Chase (Darius)
  18. Last Night’s Scandal – Loretta Chase (Lord Lisle)
  19. Captives of the Night – Loretta Chase (Ismal)
  20. Lord of Scoundrels – Loretta Chase (Sebastian, Marquess of Dain)
  21. The Last Hellion – Loretta Chase (Vere)
  22. Silk Is for Seduction – Loretta Chase (Lord Clevedon/Gervase)
  23. Scandal Wears Satin – Loretta Chase (Lord Longmore/Harry)
  24. One Dance with a Duke – Tessa Dare (Spencer)
  25. Twice Tempted by a Rogue – Tessa Dare (Rhys)
  26. Three Nights with a Scoundrel – Tessa Dare (Julian)
  27. The Scandalous, Dissolute, No-Good Mr. Wright – Tessa Dare novella (Harry)
  28. A Night to Surrender – Tessa Dare (Bram)
  29. Once Upon a Winter’s Eve – Tessa Dare novella (Christian)
  30. A Week to Be Wicked – Tessa Dare (Colin)
  31. A Lady by Midnight – Tessa Dare (Samuel)
  32. The Duke’s Tattoo – Miranda Davis (Ainsworth)
  33. The Duchess – Jude Deveraux (Trevelyan)
  34. Almost Perfect – Denise Domning (Lucien)
  35. A Lady’s Lesson in Scandal – Meredith Duran (Simon)
  36. Wicked Becomes You – Meredith Duran (Alex)
  37. Always a Scoundrel: The Notorious Gentlemen – Suzanne Enoch (Bramwell)
  38. A Beginner’s Guide to Rakes – Suzanne Enoch (Oliver)
  39. Taming an Impossible Rogue – Suzanne Enoch (Keating)
  40. Rules of an Engagement – Suzanne Enoch (Shaw)
  41. A Lady’s Guide to Improper Behaviour – Suzanne Enoch (Tolly/Bartholomew)
  42. To Challenge the Earl of Cravenswood – Bronwen Evans novella (Henry) (God awful)
  43. Outlander – Diana Gabaldon (Jamie)
  44. Dragonfly in Amber – Diana Gabaldon (Jamie)
  45. Voyager – Diana Gabaldon (Jamie)
  46. Drums of Autumn – Diana Gabaldon (Jamie)
  47. The Fiery Cross – Diana Gabaldon (Jamie)
  48. A Breath of Snow and Ashes – Diana Gabaldon (Jamie)
  49. An Echo in the Bone – Diana Gabaldon (Jamie)
  50. Saving Grace – Julie Garwood (Gabriel)
  51. The Gift – Julie Garwood (Nathan)
  52. Ransom – Julie Garwood (Brodick)
  53. Honour’s Splendour – Julie Garwood (Duncan)
  54. Prince Charming – Julie Garwood (Lucas)
  55. The Bride – Julie Garwood (Alec)
  56. A Gentleman Undone – Cecilia Grant (Will)
  57. Scandal of the Year – Linda Lee  Guhrke (Aidan)
  58. The Wild One – Danelle Harmon (Gareth)
  59. The Wicked One – Danelle Harmon (Lucien, I know)
  60. She Tempts the Duke – Lorraine Heath (Sebastian)
  61. Lord of Temptation – Lorraine Heath (Tristan)
  62. The Raven Prince – Elizabeth Hoyt (Edward)
  63. How to Woo a Reluctant Lady – Sabrina Jeffries (Giles)
  64. One Starlit Night – Carolyn Jewel novella (Crispin)
  65. Surrender – Lisa Kleypas novella (Jason)
  66. Stranger in My Arms – Lisa Kleypas (Hunter)
  67. Suddenly You – Lisa Kleypas (Jack)
  68. Then Came You – – Lisa Kleypas (Alex)
  69. Dreaming of You – Lisa Kleypas (Derek)
  70. Where’s My Hero – Lisa Kleypas Novella (Jake, but actually read for Derek)
  71. Somewhere I’ll Find You – Lisa Kleypas (Damon, Lord Savage [!])
  72. Because You’re Mine – Lisa Kleypas (Logan)
  73. Where Dreams Begin – Lisa Kleypas (Zachary)
  74. Someone to Watch Over Me – Lisa Kleypas (Grant)
  75. Lady Sophia’s Lover – Lisa Kleypas (Ross)
  76. Worth Any Price – Lisa Kleypas (Nick)
  77. Again the Magic – Lisa Kleypas (McKenna with a bonus Gideon)
  78. Secrets of a Summer Night – Lisa Kleypas (Simon)
  79. It Happened One Autumn – Lisa Kleypas (Marcus)
  80. The Devil in Winter – Lisa Kleypas (Sebastian)
  81. Scandal in the Spring – Lisa Kleypas (Matthew)
  82. A Wallflower Christmas – Lisa Kleypas (Rafe, but really Sebastian & Simon)
  83. Mine till Midnight – Lisa Kleypas (Cam)
  84. Seduce Me at Sunrise – Lisa Kleypas (Merripen)
  85. Tempt Me at Twilight – Lisa Kleypas (Harry)
  86. Married by Morning – Lisa Kleypas (Leo)
  87. Love in the Afternoon – Lisa Kleypas (Christopher)
  88. Temptation and Surrender – Stephanie Laurens (Jonas)
  89. An Ideal Bride – Stephanie Laurens (Michael)
  90. One Night in London – Caroline Linden (Edward)
  91. Blame It on Bath – Caroline Linden (Gerard)
  92. The Way to a Duke’s Heart – Caroline Linden (Charlie)
  93. The Heir – Johanna Lindsey (Duncan)
  94. To Love a Thief – Julie Anne Long (Gideon)
  95. The Perils of Pleasure – Julie Anne Long (Colin)
  96. Like No Other Lover – Julie Anne Long (Miles)
  97. Since the Surrender – Julie Anne Long (Chase)
  98. I Kissed an Earl – Julie Anne Long (Asher)
  99. What I Did for a Duke – Julie Anne Long (Alex)
  100. How the Marquess Was Won – Julie Anne Long (Julian/Jules)
  101. A Notorious Countess Confesses – Julie Anne Long (Adam)
  102. Nine Rules to Break When Romancing a Rake – Sarah MacLean (Gabriel)
  103. Eleven Scandals to Start to Win a Duke’s Heart – Sarah MacLean (Simon)
  104. A Rogue by Any Other Name – Sarah MacLean (Michael)
  105. Proof by Seduction – Courtney Milan (Gareth)
  106. Trial By Desire – Courtney Milan (Ned)
  107. The Lady Always Wins – Courtney Milan novella (Simon)
  108. Unveiled – Courtney Milan (Ash)
  109. Unclaimed – Courtney Milan (Mark)
  110. Unraveled – Courtney Milan (Smite)
  111. Unlocked – Courtney Milan Novella (Evan)
  112. The Governess Affair – Courtney Milan Novella (Hugo)
  113. What Happened at Midnight – Courtney Milan novella (John)
  114. The Duchess War – Courtney Milan (Robert)
  115. A Kiss for Midwinter – Courtney Milan novella (Jonas)
  116. Almost Heaven – Judith McNaught (Ian)
  117. Something Wonderful – Judith McNaught (Jason)
  118. The Rake – Mary Jo Putney (Reggie)
  119. Everything and the Moon – Julia Quinn (Robert)
  120. Brighter Than the Sun – Julia Quinn (Charles)
  121. The Duke and I – Julia Quinn (Simon)
  122. The Viscount Who Loved Me – Julia Quinn (Anthony)
  123. An Offer from a Gentleman – Julia Quinn (Benedict)
  124. Romancing Mr. Bridgerton – Julia Quinn (Colin)
  125. When He Was Wicked – Julia Quinn (Michael)
  126. It’s In His Kiss – Julia Quinn (Gareth)
  127. What Happens In London – Julia Quinn (Harry)
  128. Ten Things I Love About You – Julia Quinn (Sebastian)
  129. Just Like Heaven – Julia Quinn (Marcus)
  130. A Night Like This – Julia Quinn (Daniel)
  131. Whisky Dreams – Ranae Rose novella (Brom and John)
  132. Vows – LaVyrle Spencer (Tom)
  133. The Wallflower – Who Cares (Noah)
  134. A Rose in Winter – Kathleen Woodiwiss (Christopher)

134 books/40+ authors since February

Popular Hero Names: 6 Simon, 4 Alex/Alec, 4 Harry, 4 Sebastian

In the Pipe

Knaves Wager – Loretta Chase (Julian) – It’s stuck in the pipe, really.

The Auto-Buy List
Tessa Dare
Lisa Kleypas (if she ever writes another historical)
Julie Anne Long
Sarah MacLean
Courtney Milan

The Auto-Library/Cheap on Kindle List
Jennifer Ashley (I love/hate her. I’m not sure I recommend her.)
Loretta Chase (reliable)
Suzanne Enoch (in a pinch)
Lorraine Heath (if there’s nothing else)
Caroline Linden (she’s a comer)
Julia Quinn (An excellent place to launch your reading. Start with The Bridgertons)

Actually, I have more elaborate rules than this, but it’s a good start.

Attempted

Lord of Vengeance – Lara Adrian (Gunnar – Medieval. Nope.)
More Than a Mistress – Mary Balogh (the hero shares my real life first name, couldn’t do it)
Swept Away – Marsha Canham (Emory)
Other Repetitive Titles – Grace Burrowes
Something Awful – Liz Carlyle (Stefan)
A Gentleman Never Tells – Amelia Gray (The first Benjamin – how is that possible?)
Notorious Pleasures – Elizabeth Hoyt (Griffin)
Wicked Intentions – Elizabeth Hoyt (Lord Caire)
Seriously Awful – Eloisa James (I can’t even remember the name)
2 Hellion of Halstead Books – Sabrina Jeffries (Gabriel and Jarret)
Sex and the Single Earl – Vanessa Kelly (Simon – I couldn’t resist the cheesy title. I should have.)
All’s Fair in Love and Seduction – Beverly Kendall (Derek)
Midnight Angel – Lisa Kleypas (Lucas)
His at Night – Sherry Thomas (Vere)
Ravishing the Duchess – Sherry Thomas (Fitzhugh) – I just can’t with Sherry Thomas

Plus The Notably Shorter Shamefree Tally

The Notably Shorter Shamefree Tally

Cannonball Read Reviewed Books Are in Bold

1. Sleepwalk with Me – Mike Birbiglia
2. The Taming of the Shrew
– (do I really need to note the author?)
3. The Invention of Hugo Cabret – Brian Selznick
4. The Magician’s Elephant – Kate DiCamillo
5. The Scottish Prisoner – Diana Gabaldon (more of a skim for Jamie Fraser really)

The Outlander books were originally on here, but it’s more honest to include them on The Shameful Tally instead.

The Magician’s Elephant by Kate DiCamillo with illustrations by Yoko Tanaka

Because we have been taught he’ll become a vagrant if we don’t, we read to Little Julien (age 6) at bedtime every night. Mr. Julien and I alternate nights and books. Recently, I read The Magician’s Elephant by Kate Camillo to him over the course of several evenings. It is a charming children’s story about a young orphan, Peter Augustus Duchene, who lives once upon a time in a non-specific 19th century European town. Raised by his father’s decrepit military commander, his is a life of duty and training. One day while out running errands, Peter visits a fortune teller’s tent and asks if his baby sister is still alive despite what he has been told. Not only is he told that she is alive, but the seer says an elephant will lead him to her. The next thing he knows, a magician has come to town and performed a trick in which an elephant drops through the theatre ceiling onto an unsuspecting patron. Both the elephant and the magician are jailed and Peter is on his way to discovering the truth. The journey leads him to the local police, the elephant, the poor woman the elephant landed on, the poor man who cleans up after the elephant, and the rueful and amazed magician himself.

The Magician’s Elephant is a gentle and lyrical fairy tale populated with colourful characters and winsome charm. It is not twee, but rather has a subdued grace. Each of the characters has been isolated or broken in their own way as they struggle with hopes and dreams. Camillo takes time with each of them and this creates a true connection with them for the reader. There is love to be found, and surprising gifts of fate, in this magical world. Little Julien actually said, “this is a beautiful story” when we were near the end and indeed it was. Quiet and unassuming, but liberally incorporating humour, it’s a well-crafted puzzle that neatly fits all its pieces together. The illustrations are a lovely and thoughtful compliment to the story with a dreamy quality well-suited to the content.

Currently, we are reading Hamish X and the Cheese Pirates by Canadian author, and funniest human in the universe, Sean Cullen.

The Dressmakers Series: Silk Is for Seduction by Loretta Chase

I signed up for a quarter Cannonball (13 books) with my online community, but I’ve completed it and I’m working on my half Cannonball (speaking of cannonballs, my behind is one), and, not wanting to let the 79 works I’ve read in this genre since February go to waste, I now return to Loretta Chase, who, while not my favourite romance novelist, is extremely reliable and entertaining. I’ve chosen Silk Is for Seduction because it’s about romance and fashion, specifically 1830s clothing which is particularly ridiculous. Look at what the fashionable wore under their clothing, and keep in mind that a shift, drawers, and more petticoats would be added, and that those things on her shoulders would be like wearing down pillows –

Once fully dressed, she might look like this:

Isn’t the thumbnail hideous? I dare you to click on it.

Have you stopped laughing yet?

Now, you would not know it to look at me, but I really like fashion, past and present. My interest in period clothing has led to the purchase of coffee table books, museum visits, and hours of trawling the internet for drawings, extant clothing, recreations (huge subculture), and I have a lovely memory of cooing through drawers of lace samples at the Victoria and Albert museum with the Dowager Julien. These efforts have resulted in a reasonably decent overview of 19th century dress styles by decade. My favourite era is the 1870s, famous for its bustles. Can you blame me? I mean, Sweet Fancy Moses, I nigh on swoon when I look at this kind of dress –

How could I not? It is all that is beautiful and good. So beautiful and good, that when it came to my wedding dress, I unconsciously chose this kind of style even though I hadn’t started learning about specific eras yet. To wit –

I know, I know the overskirt is too long! It mocks me in the photos. That is not a bustle, by the way, it is the aforementioned cannonball. These days, it’s an entire armory.

Loretta Chase’s Dressmakers Series features the three Noirot sisters who work as modistes. In contemporary language they would be couturiers, but since Frederick Worth hasn’t quite blazed his trail yet that term is not used. Marcelline, the oldest and the designer, is featured in the first book, Silk Is for Seduction; Sophy, the saleswoman, is featured in book two, Scandal Wears Satin; and Leonie, the money manager, will be the heroine of the third book, as yet unnamed, but let’s go with Velvet Is for Viscounts. They are “in trade”, but come from a shady upper class background. Their work requires them to rub shoulders and cultivate relationships with the aristocracy and wealthy gentry. They seek a young, beautiful aristocrat to dress and enhance their reputation and set their sights on Lady Clara Longmore who is the almost fiancée of the Duke of Clevedon. (His first name is given as Gervase, but in keeping with the era, he is referred to as anything other than “Clevedon” only once). Marcelline approaches His Grace in hopes of winning his lady’s patronage for her shop. From there, it all goes as one would expect from the genre. Poor Lady Clara, there are two books published so far and she gets a fuzzy lollipop in both. I hope Chase takes proper care of her in the next book.

The women’s clothing is an important element in historical romance novels. The men’s clothingalways skirts around any effeteness that would be consistent with the era and is plain and elegant. With main characters who are dressmakers, Chase spends a great deal more time than usual describing and talking about clothing. She either did a lot of research or is very good at making up words. Of particular enjoyment in both Marcelline and Sophy’s books is the acknowledgement of the extremely complicated nature of a woman’s toilette. Some romance authors simply ignore these details and with a quick pull of a few buttons the heroine is fully disrobed. Julia Quinn, who writes charming, funny, and mostly chaste novels, often has the heroine wearing ONLY the dress and it annoys me every time the hero unfastens a row of buttons and BOOM! she’s naked. I wear more cannonball management layers than that and it’s 2012. Any 19th century man trying to get to the good stuff would have to get through gloves, the dress, layers of petticoats, maybe crinolines, corset, drawers, shift, shoes, garters and hose, and possibly the “sleeve plumpers” seen above, plus any outerwear, bonnet or head covering, not to mention a potential Gordian knot of a coiffure (H/T Courtney Milan). These layers could have hooks, pins, myriad buttons, and/or lacings. It was like penetrating an Eastern Bloc bureaucracy to get all the way to the woman herself. Loretta Chase includes all these details and plays them for laughs and practicality. As fashion purveyors, the Noirot sisters’ clothing is especially complicated. Marcelline actually stops Clevedon from trying to undress her at one point because they simply don’t have time. Still, these are romance novels, so the men are very experienced and at some point the heroine can’t help but notice how adept he is with her assorted fastenings and adjustments.

Loretta Chase is one of the big names in romance for good reason. Lovely banter. Good at the smolder. Her Lord of Scoundrels is considered a classic of the genre and I’ve been working my way through her collection as my favourite writer, Lisa Kleypas, has moved on to writing exclusively hardcover contemporary romance. (It’s more profitable.) I will read “Velvet Is for Viscounts” when it comes out and until then I have books I return to again and again to re-read the “good bits” which sometimes means exactly what you think it does, and also really does not mean that at all.

Other reviews can be found on my list of books by author or The (Shameful) Tally 2014 which includes recommendations and author commentary.

Thank you Malin for recommending this book.

Dragonfly in Amber, Voyager, Drums of Autumn, The Fiery Cross, A Breath of Snow and Ashes & An Echo in The Bone by Diana Gabaldon

This review concludes my frantic devouring of Diana Gabaldon’s Outlander series. How frantic? When I started this review, it was of books 2 and 3, but now includes the rest of the published series as noted below. I covered book one in a previous effort. The 8th volume, Written in My Own Heart’s Blood, will be released in 2013.

1. Outlander
2. Dragonfly in Amber
3. Voyager
4. Drums of Autumn
5. The Fiery Cross
6. A Breath of Snow and Ashes
7. An Echo in the Bone
8. Written in My Own Heart’s Blood

Theoretically, each Outlander book stands alone, but, really, it’s just one very, very long story. Once a reader is drawn into the series (there is quite a subculture out there), I imagine they are in it for the long haul and not just randomly picking up the books out of order. I also believe that if they do, they will want to go back and find out what they missed. Gabaldon incorporates call backs to situations, conversations, and characters with such aplomb that she must have them planned out several books in advance. Events and references lie dormant for thousands of pages and may be only incidental to the story, but recognizing when these elements are reincorporated brings my reading experience a little extra joy.

In Outlander, Claire Randall was on a second honeymoon with her husband, Frank, in the Scottish Highlands, after a six year separation during World War II. She visited a local henge and through the magic of fiction walked between two standing stones and ended up in the same place, but in 1743 where/when she was taken in by the MacKenzie clan. As an outsider, she was viewed with suspicion and forced into a protective marriage with the chief’s nephew, Jamie Fraser. What started as a marriage of convenience quickly developed into a profound bond between the two. It is a time of growing political unrest in Scotland leading inexorably to the Jacobite rising of 1745 which ended with the infamous Battle of Culloden. The ensuing books continue to trace their lives and relationships over time.

The historical elements of the books, specifically the day-to-day details, are of particular interest to me. The political elements play out largely as forces beyond the characters’ control, and elaborate machinations interest me neither in fiction, nor in real life. With the time travel element, of immediate import is how a modern person comes to live in the past and must cope with the challenges it presents culturally and practically. Having present day events and traveling with a “modern” character back in time gives the reader an anchor in the historical immersion process. It’s a tougher and more restricted world from which none of the inhabitants come away unscathed. Gabaldon’s willingness to subject her characters to the ugliness and strife of the 18th century, as well as its pleasures, holds the books together for me.

If you are here looking for book recommendations: Read these books. Are they Great Works of Literature? No, but they are engrossing, well-written, and highly entertaining. “Begin at the beginning,” The King said gravely, “and go on till you come to the end: Then stop.”, and wait for the next book to be published. I bought all SEVEN Outlander books in one impetuous and financially guilt-racked gesture while reading volume 3. The large paperback versions. Though they seem perfect for a Kindle given their weight, I needed to have them to hold onto, and it’s a great forearm workout. All my e-reader ever gave me was a numb hand and a serious case of Kindle Klaw™. I’m going to present the books in a kind of review summary/cluster with self-indulgent maundering about them. If you find my company as delightful as I do yours, and laugh in the face of extremely vague spoilers, please follow me …

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Dragonfly in Amber , book 2, takes place in two timelines. We’re still not at Culloden, but we are coming to the precipice. Opening in the new present,1968, Claire and her daughter, Bree, are visiting Scotland on a historical hunting expedition. After the brief introductory chapters, the book mercifully moves back in time to the 1740s with all due haste. Not too much haste mind you, just enough non-haste to leave me writhing in anticipation of Jamie Fraser’s first appearance. Here, the story picks almost exactly where the last book ended and follows Claire and Jamie’s lives in the Paris Jacobite expat community as history wends its way inexorably to the infamous battle. Gabaldon wisely expands her narrative perspective to include an omniscient narrator. It would be hard to imagine a book of this scope without one, and it is crucial to expanding the character roster and plot development.

This is where any plot revelations get a soupcon spoiler-y :

The third book, Voyager, continues Claire’s historical search for Jamie as we learn his fate in an extended flashback. I can’t reveal the crux of the book, so I’ll just say this for the initiated: The wait nearly killed me. The anticipation, resolution, and aftermath were delicious. This book has up to three story lines going at once with present day events, quick flashbacks for background details and extended past/present story lines. It sounds complicated, but it isn’t really. It also takes the show on the road, as it were, and the Frasers are flung farther afield, sometimes literally. The book is harrowing, often in an overly episodic way, but somehow it all works because, despite the tendency towards frequent cliffhangers, the character interactions are so compellingly written that other sins can be forgiven.

It was during Voyager that I realised my willing suspension of disbelief has been comprised by my atheism. I told Mr. Julien these books made me wish that I still believed in God because then I could believe in magic, and that would add another level of enjoyment to the story. I’m not bothered by the time travel framing device, since I have enough cursory knowledge of physics to recognize that time is a construct and theoretically malleable, it’s some of the other elements that are too much for me, specifically the occasional indulgences in esoteric spirituality.

The timelines meld and go forward as one with Drums of Autumn . The action has moved, seemingly permanently, to a new location and provides a prolonged view of everyday life in another time. Claire and Jamie are mature characters now and it lends a weight to their interactions. The highlight of every book is the time these two share as a couple; their marriage is familiar and comfortable, as are their personalities. They still have fire, but the supporting characters start to take up some of the weight of the reckless passion they once shared. My only complaint about this book comes from my reading experience: It was hot, so hot, Abu Dhabi hot, that weekend, and the story was taking place in a similar climate, thus leaving me feeling even warmer and praying for the onset of narrative winter. Mercifully, the next volume starts on a cold November day.

I slowed down, relatively speaking, when I got to The Fiery Cross to help dispel the fog of a story that is thousands of pages long. Gabaldon, bless her, does a good job of bringing readers up-to-date on things that happened somewhere in the preceding thousands of pages, but while reading them in a burst helps one keep track, there were times in The Fiery Cross when I couldn’t remember what the hell she was talking about. It seems minimizing to say this book was “more of the same”, but it was and that sameness was what I was reading it for. Still, there were two notable elements in The Fiery Cross, first, that the opening 200 pages or so take place over the course of a single day. (You know a book is long when you say “the first 200 pages”). Gabaldon is writing such a sprawling work that I can appreciate the desire to try something like this, and it works well to lay the foundation of past events, the current book, and the rest of the series. The second stand out item was the rare and welcome inclusion of Jamie’s full perspective and thoughts. It was startling to realise that virtually his entire character arc had been related by Claire, or in the third person, but without revealing his inner monologue. The reader met him as a young soldier and outlaw, and watches him mature through seemingly unendurable trials. In many ways, his character arc is more complex than Claire’s, and it is fascinating to follow through the years.

That sameness I mentioned, the lovely sameness, of this epic disappeared with A Breath of Snow and Ashes . Diana Gabaldon seemed to get her second (22nd?) wind and I again found myself vibrating in my begreyed cubicle waiting for chances to read. I thought I had read enough to know, basically, where the story will and will not go. At the very least, history was pointing very strongly in one direction. There would be enough surprises in the personal relationships to keep me interested. I wanted to stay with the Frasers, and their extended family, to see where it all ended up and how it gets there; however, this book hunkers down with Jamie and Claire and mostly stays there. It’s a smart choice and a captivating one. I suspect it is also a product of Gabaldon’s maturity as a writer. The characters’ lives are just as fraught as ever, but she is so at ease in her storytelling by this point that any rough edges have been smoothed and she is willing to take the time she has given herself to let things development more organically.

Replete with enjoyment of A Breath of Snow and Ashes , I actually delayed starting An Echo in the Bone as it would be the last new volume for a while (and to combat my obsessing). Now, I started reading these books on June 10th and it’s only 5 weeks later, so “delayed” is an extremely relative term and in this case means “one week”. The main plot is built around a war and Gabaldon has included major characters on both sides. It’s the luxury of writing such a long work, if you plan it well, and aren’t afraid of convenient coincidences, everyone and everything can come around again. The drawback is that the reader might not be equally interested in all of the characters and that was certainly true for me; however, the book gained steam over the last 150 pages and crescendos in a trio of cliffhangers that set up the next book and ties up one storyline with a bow to give the reader a sense of completion.

A 6500 page story has time to explore ideas, to develop characters, and, yes, to fill. Amazingly, most episodes when I started thinking “Get on with it, Gabaldon!” the story took a turn, or the character interaction got particularly interesting, and my impatience was lost. Occasionally, it could feel like the Perils of Pauline with multiple Paulines, and I’d ask, “Really? You have this major crisis PLUS these 3 other things happen just to ratchet things up a bit? You need an editor my friend, with a red pen and the will to wield it!”. There are also a lot of coincidences and a tendency towards deus ex machina in times of crisis, but I read every single word anyway. “Really,” you ask, “every single word? You didn’t skim at all?” Okay, I skimmed a little. A very little, mostly while muttering, “Okay, peril, peril, politics, peril, there we go back on track. Where’s Jamie? “ because he is the soul of the books, and their heart is his relationship with Claire.

The Outlander series is a grand adventure, but don’t be fooled by the time travel, the politics, or the panoply of characters. Trust me, in many ways this is the biggest, baddest romance novel of all time, an expansive story played out over time and against a backdrop of politics and tremendous upheaval; however, like all the best books of any supposedly-limited genre, it transcends itself and inevitably moves into a territory with far broader and more satisfying range.

Links to my other reviews can be found on my complete reading list of books sorted by author or Author Commentary & The Tallies Shameful.

This Morning’s Thought Process

Och, Jamie. God, I miss Pajiba. Why can’t I get on Pajiba? I need to — I just miss — I can only write so many – Dragonfly in Amber. I knew it would be blocked eventually, just a matter of time. Jamie. Maybe the IT guy can make a – Claire – special arrangement for me. Jamie. How long til lunch? Reading. Pajiba. Shall I eat my yogurt now? Jamie. If they cancelled the meeting in that one room can I hide there to read? Hungry. Pajiba. I miss – Jamie – Pajiba. Does Pajiba miss me? Why would it? That’s silly. Dragonfly in Amber. Are there leftovers from her meeting? Why bother? Plus she has pizza for lunch. It’s all – I hope Claire is okay – processed junk, but they might – Pajiba – have orange juice I can bring home to The Boy. Jamie.

Outlander by Diana Gabaldon

I finished Outlander this morning and will go to the library on my way home from work to get the next two books in the series. I am vibrating with anticipation in my begreyed cubicle. Although uncertain of whether I will read all eight, I am sufficiently motivated to make sure I have enough of the books in my hot little hands to prevent anyone getting in my way. In order of publication, the series includes

1. Outlander
2. Dragonfly In Amber
3. Voyager
4. Drums of Autumn
5. The Fiery Cross
6. A Breath of Snow and Ashes
7. An Echo In The Bone
8. Written In My Own Heart’s Blood

Also by Diana Gabaldon and falling in between Dragonfly in Amber and Voyager is The Scottish Prisoner.

[Interjection: I took a break from writing this review to read the first chapters of Dragonfly in Amber on Amazon, and now I am desperately trying not to cry at my desk.]

After a six year separation during World War II, Claire Randall is on a second honeymoon with her husband, Frank, in the Scottish Highlands. She visits a local henge, Craigh na Dun, and through the magic of fiction is able to walk between the two halves of a broken stone slab and end up in the same place, but in 1743. Despite being an “outlander”, or “Sassenach”, she is rescued by the MacKenzies and participates in clan life as a healer (she was a field nurse during the war) and gardener. It is a time of growing political unrest leading inexorably to the Jacobite rising of 1745 which ended with the infamous Battle of Culloden. As an outsider, Claire is regarded with suspicion and is thus pulled into a protective relationship with the chief’s nephew, Jamie Fraser. The compelling bond between these two characters is the core of the book and the fulcrum around which the story moves.

Outlander is a ripping good yarn. Diana Gabaldon creates a fascinating world for her characters and story. Claire’s first person narration gives the reader someone “modern” to latch onto and adds a layer of intricacy to the novel that asks more questions than it answers. There were some elements of the book that I was unimpressed with, but the story so clearly had me in its clutches that I can’t be bothered to complain. If I can get past a time portal, I can live with irksome details. The book is not really science fiction as the only element that can be thought of as such is the portal through which Claire passes, and there are no other comparable elements in the book; moreover, even with the unforgettable relationship between Claire and Jamie Fraser, it is a disservice to call the story a romance; rather, it is an epic adventure story enfolding love, intrigue, and socio-political history.

[Interjection: I went the library at lunch and got the next two books because I could NOT wait another second. I brought Dragonfly in Amber with me to my desk just in case, well, I don’t know what, but I wanted it to hand.]

Coming into a series such as Outlander late is really enjoyable because so much of it is already available to you. With seven books published, there is enough to keep me busy through the summer, especially if I focus on my actual responsibilities instead of flopping down on the chesterfield with a book for three hours every evening. The other advantage to being a latecomer is that there is a ready-made community of people cheering you on with “DID WE TELL YOU OR WHAT?”, and “Jamie will RUIN you for all other fictional men,“ as you progress through the books.

Thank you to my friend Mswas for her persistence in recommending this book to anyone who would listen.

Links to my other reviews can be found on my complete reading list of books sorted by author or Author Commentary & The Tallies Shameful.